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"I Could be a Morning Person if ..."
This cross stitching pattern allows you to express your deep-seated and well-founded resentment for getting up in the morning. Mornings wouldn't really be a problem if they just started at a sensible hour, like oh, say, noon.
You will receive a 3-page pdf file containing:
1. Image of the finished cross stitching design completed with digital stitches
2. Full-page, color pattern displayed on a grid with color blocks and symbols representing each DMC floss color. Horizontal and vertical centering guide lines as well as row and column numbers are provided for you.
3. Key showing each DMC floss name and color number as well as the number of thread stands and stitch types to be used.
Stitch types used in this pattern:
Full cross stitches
Three-quarter stitches
Backstitches
French knots (6)
Size of stitched area:
56 squares wide x 30 squares high
approximately 4 inches x 2.25 inches when stitched on 14-count fabric
Number of colors used:
2 DMC colors